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Kendall Casablancas dans VM:

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Trina: Wait a minute. Are you, like, sleeping with my little brother? What is he, thirteen?
Kendall: Thirteen? He wishes. So, is this your much older sister I’ve heard nothing about?
Logan: Oh yes, where are my manners? Kendall Casablancas, Trina Echolls. Rode Hard, meet Put Away Wet.
Trina: Hm. I’m guessing she’s the wet one. Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but I’ve got places to be.
Kendall: Where? Is there a club where you, Dedee Pfeiffer, Joey Travolta, and Melissa Rivers all meet for drinks?
Trina: There is. I don’t think you’d like it, it’s twenty-one and over. We’re hitting an after party at Chuck E. Cheese, though, if you’re free.
[they exchange bitchy smiles]

Veronica Mars 2x09 - My Mother, The Fiend

Encore VM:

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Kendall: You wanna go back to playing grabass with cheerleaders that have just mastered missionary? See ya. You want things to keep going the way they've been going, I'm gonna need a few things.
Logan: I'm sorry, 'see ya' was option A? Bessie, when the milk stops being free, I stop drinking it.
Kendall: Then what am I supposed to do?
Logan: Frankly, my dear... you know the rest.

Veronica: Mrs. C. I trust you're well.
Kendall: Oh, well if it isn't Little Miss Teen Getaway. Your dad and I were just dealing with a little trouble.
Veronica: Like, trouble with a capital "T", that rhymes with "C", that stands for...
Keith: Veronica!
Veronica: What? I was going to say "cute."