"In Which Buffy Slays Edward" by Armoured Bearcub

Transcript de la chanson :

Buffy the vampire slayer
Is tough and brave and selfless
She's every bit a role model
While Bella Swan's quite a bit less.

Only when Edward calls Bella his drug
is she any sort of heroine
I think that Stephenie Meyer should take
Some lessons from Joss Whedon.

Chorus:
We've all been having a vampire issue
This one can cause some damage even if he doesn't bite you
But it appears that Bella, once again, needs to be rescued
Cause Edward Cullen
Gives me the wiggins
So Buffy, can you please just slay him?

He's a 24 hour stalker
Creeping in her room at night
Plus, he says he wants to kill her
And that just isn't right

He makes girls want to jump off cliffs
Well, that can't be good news
And when Bella wakes with bruises
You know that's just plain abuse

Chorus

It makes me sick
When I see the way he's worshipped
This is not even close
To a healthy relationship

There's something wrong with us
If we think he's ideal
Who wants a hot boyfriend
Who'd make you his next hot meal?

Chorus

Y en a qui sont bizarre quand même Quoi que c'est pas pire que l'Angel's Lament